a website that exists, somehow

I give away

good software

For free until
I am broke.

Hi. I build apps and websites for actual paying clients during the day,

which is how I afford to be irresponsible at night. At night I

make synths, delays, reverbs, focus apps, and Pokémon-card

generators that nobody asked for, then hand them out on

the internet for zero dollars.

This is that pile. Take whatever you want.

There's no signup, no trial, no "unlock the good preset for $4.99."

Just download the thing and go make something.

TAKE MY PLUGINS

OR DELAY MY BANKRUPTCY

↑ one of these buttons is more urgent than the other

taken 4 minutes before a plugin crashed a producer's session

01 — the day job

I build apps and websites for clients. That part is professional, invoiced, and deeply boring to read about. It pays for everything else on this domain.

02 — the night job

Everything on this site. Plugins, a focus app for students, a Pokémon-card generator, and roughly nine things in a folder called ideas-final-v3-REAL.

03 — the pricing model

Free. Not freemium. Not "free for the first 14 days". Free, until the Apple developer fee and my electricity bill finish the job. Hence the name.

04 — what I want from you

Nothing. Use the stuff. If it genuinely helped, throw a coffee at me. If it broke, tell me and I'll pretend I knew.

So what is this place, actually?

Apps & side quests

A focus app for students who open 41 tabs to study one chapter. A Pokémon-card maker for people who are legally adults. More coming, allegedly.

See The Apps

Bug reports welcome

Found a crash? Congratulations, you're QA now. The pay is the same as mine. Send me the DAW, the OS, and what you were doing when it exploded.

Report It

The Honest Roadmap

Ship AU versions (need a Mac, see donation page)
Name the delay plugin
Finish the Pokémon card thing
Sleep